Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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