Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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