Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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