i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
we should paint friendship bongs
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