Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
