On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I don't think brook has ever known best
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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