just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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