It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
oh god the rape fog is back!
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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