Christians are straight up FREAKS
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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