I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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