don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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