I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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