Your tits are I can't wait for
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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