that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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