I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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