Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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