I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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