If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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