O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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