and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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