Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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