you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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