I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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