When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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