i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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