Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Randomize
