Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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