I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I'm both gender and math confused
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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