You work out of a Hotel?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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