i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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