grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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