i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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