are you still at the devil's house?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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