If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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