But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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