batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Every concussion has its silver lining
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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