i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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