I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
it glows. i had to have it.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
