I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Randomize
