I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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