She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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