Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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