I wish I only lived at night.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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