Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
it's like heaven, but drunker
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
