can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Randomize
