im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
