Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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