I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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