you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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