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The beer is more important than you right now.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
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He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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