I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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