that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I understand Curling. That high.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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