PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
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