it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I want a musical about memes.
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