my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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