And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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